(8 p.m., WXYZ-TV, Channel 7, ABC). Season premiere. Get on the good foot. My picks for the new terpsichorean Tweedledee and Tweedledum would just have to be and , two of the 11 B-list celebrities who were hornswoggled into pursuing their ballroom dancing bliss on national television. Some other notables are country star , actress and former NFL running back . and are the hosts. And all I can say is it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

(8 p.m., WJBK-TV, Channel 2, Fox). Say, Doc, I never heard of Vitamin V-plus. That's because Dr. House () isn't really into vitamins. His favorite pill is Vicodin, the abrasive physician's painkiller of choice. And he's popping lots of them again. That has Cuddy () and Wilson () bent out of shape. Meanwhile, in the medical mystery zone a young boy experiences strange bleeding and is absolutely, positively sure space aliens are after him.

(8 p.m., WWJ-TV, Channel 62, CBS). Season finale. How does host endure all these reality TV fools? Oh yeah, she's married to CBS head honcho and she's getting paid big bucks to put up with all the summertime voyeuristic "Big Brother" inanity. Tonight the final surviving housemate mope -- or -- will exit the building $500,000 richer. Yes, it's true...life isn't fair.

(10 p.m., FX). What next, a cameo appearance by and baby ? Wayward son Matt McNamara () has strayed into extreme behavior once again. He's been wooed into the Scientology life by ga-ga bombshell Kimber (), former sex toy of Dr. Christian Troy (). He is absolutely the most mixed-up bundle of promiscuous masculinity to ever hit South Beach. Yep, the Guilty Pleasure A-Go-Go is hopping tonight.

(11:35 p.m., WWJ-TV, Channel 62, CBS). So how does a professional sofa spud such as myself unwind after a hard day of killing brain cells in the noble cause of perpetual viewing? Easy. I click over to so I can shake all over the house to my new favorite band, The group will kick out their unique jams after jabbers with the host. The most.

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